"When you're in Hollywood and you're a comedian, everybody wants you to do other things aside comedy. "All right, you're a stand-up comedian, can you write us a script?" That's not fair! That's like if I worked hard to become a cook, and I'm a really good cook, they'd say, "OK, you're a cook. Can you farm?"
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because when I tried to walk out, I had to slam the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zip it up real quick?
Mitch Hedberg
